If You Think Tom Brady Called In To Toucher And Rich You're The Biggest Idiot Asshole Alive

I’ve been seeing a lot of chatter about this on my Twitter timeline so I went and foun the audio of the “Tom Brady” call and I’m speechless right now. People think that’s Tom Brady? That phone call I just listened to, there are human beings who think that’s the quarterback of the New England Patriots? That very same call? What the fuck is wrong with you imbeciles? It sounds absolutely nothing like the man and I’d know, because he speaks to me in my dreams every single night when I lay my head to rest.

I don’t listen to Toucher and Rich so I’m not sure is this is supposed to be a joke or something but it’s flat-out not Tom Brady. That’s really all you can say about it. It’s not him. I don’t care if you think he sounded like Brady for .05 seconds, do you think Tom is some noted voice actor who can perfectly disguise himself on a radio call? Do you think Tom Brady gives a fuck if Toucher and Rich have some weird schtick where they try and shame a good bromance? Do you think Tom Brady is getting up bright and early after a night out at New York Fashion Week to call Boston talk radio? Goddamn people are stupid. I’m hoping it’s a very minimal amount of people who believe this and those are the only people Sports Hub is retweeting, in classic Davey Pageviews style, because if you actually think it’s Tom Brady that’s just embarrassing. It doesn’t sound like him, he’d never say that stuff the caller said, and he certainly doesn’t give a fuck about non-Ugg/Under Armour based interviews. Use your brains, people.